Joke for the Day

I'm soooo busy thus am leaving you with a Joke of the Day.
Busy closing the quarter (work related) and busy taking care of Beary. He got sick on Wednesday morning when he was leaving Aust - bad diarrhea & fever.
I don't know if it applies to YOU, but MEN are generally babies when they're sick! Don't want this, don't want that, cannot this, cannot that.. urggh! Driving me nutz! *grin*

Joke of THE day
Why British think 80% of M'sians coming to UK to study law?

> > UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
> >
> > Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
> >
> > Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
> >
> > Visitor: Why do you say that?
> >
> > Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of
> > Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
> >
> > Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to
> > believe in fact.
> >
> > Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next
> > Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
> >
> > *Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration
> > counter*
> >
> > Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
> >
> > Ah Chong: Study lorrr...
(it's a Msian-chinese thingy.. *grin*)